The Canvas Tote You Didn’t Know You Needed—But Society Definitely Did.
10 Reasons You Need This Bag
1️⃣ It’s a feminist flex in tote form. Who needs subtlety when you can make a statement?
2️⃣ Roomy enough for groceries, grudges & gender equality. Carry it all—literally and metaphorically.
3️⃣ Designed for strong women & supported by smart men. If they get it, they get it.
4️⃣ Built for conversations… or shutting them down. Your bag, your rules.
5️⃣ Handles groceries AND unsolicited opinions. Because both can be heavy.
6️⃣ 100% Canadian sass, zero tolerance for nonsense. Proudly representing the True North, strong and feminist.
7️⃣ Turns heads, sparks conversations. Some people will laugh. Some will get awkward. Either way, mission accomplished.
8️⃣ Made for Canadians, loved by rebels everywhere. You don’t have to be Canadian to appreciate a beaver with boundaries.
9️⃣ Warning: May cause fragile egos to tremble. Side effects include smirks, high-fives, and knowing nods from strangers.
🔟 Because your beaver ain’t up for grabs. Period.
Snag yours now. It’s not just a bag—it’s a MOVEMENT
